What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 05:37

Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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New Jersey Man Arrested for Stealing Instruments From Heart - Rolling Stone
Still no good.
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why is Trump so disliked worldwide?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
UK civil servants who used AI saved two weeks a year, government study finds - Financial Times