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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 05:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

How AI Mode and AI Overviews work based on patents and why we need new strategic focus on SEO - Search Engine Land

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

New Jersey Man Arrested for Stealing Instruments From Heart - Rolling Stone

Still no good.

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Drinking this amount of water per day helps control blood sugar levels in people with diabetes - Earth.com

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Do you like high heels?

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Wes Anderson Put a Great Deal of Time and Thought Into His Upcoming Criterion Career Box Set - IndieWire

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can men and women be friends?

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why is Trump so disliked worldwide?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

UK civil servants who used AI saved two weeks a year, government study finds - Financial Times